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Ken Rockwell is the Chuck Norris of photography<br />
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* Ken Rockwell's camera has similar settings to ours, except his are:<br />
P[erfect]<br />
Av[Awesome Priority]<br />
Tv[Totally Awesome Priority]<br />
M[ajestic]<br />
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* Ken Rockwell doesn't color correct. He adjusts your world to match his.<br />
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* Sure, Ken Rockwell deletes a bad photo or two. Other people call these Pulitzers.<br />
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* Ken Rockwell doesn't adjust his DOF, he changes space-time.<br />
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* Circle of confusion? You might be confused. Ken Rockwell never is.<br />
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* Ken Rockwell doesn't wait for the light when he shoots a landscape - the light waits for him.<br />
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* Ken Rockwell never flips his camera in portrait position, he flips the earth<br />
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* Ken Rockwell ordered an L-lens from Nikon, and got one.<br />
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* Ken Rockwell is the only person to have photographed Jesus; unfortunately he ran out of film and had to use a piece of cloth instead.<br />
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* When Ken Rockwell brackets a shot, the three versions of the photo win first place in three different categories.<br />
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* Before Nikon or Canon releases a camera they go to Ken and they ask him to test them, the best cameras get a Canon sticker and the less good get a Nikon sticker.<br />
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* Once Ken tested a camera, he said "I can't even put Nikon on this one". That is how Pentax was born.<br />
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* Rockwellian policy isn't doublethink - Ken doesn't even need to think once<br />
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* Ken Rockwell doesn't use flash ever since the Nagasaki incident.<br />
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* Only Ken Rockwell can take pictures of Ken Rockwell; everyone else would just get their film overexposed by the light of his genius.<br />
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* Ken Rockwell wanted something to distract the lesser photographers, and lo, there were ducks.<br />
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* Ken Rockwell is the only one who can take self-portraits of you.<br />
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* Ken Rockwell's nudes were fully clothed at the time of exposure.<br />
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* Ken Rockwell once designed a zoom lens. You know it as the Hubble SpaceTelescope.<br />
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* When Ken unpacks his CF card, it already has masterpieces on it.<br />
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* Rockwell portraits are so lifelike, they have to pay taxes.<br />
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* On Ken Rockwell's desktop, the Trash Icon is really a link to National Geographic Magazine.<br />
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* Ken Rockwell spells point-and-shoot "h-a-s-s-e-l-b-l-a-d".<br />
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* When Ken Rockwell went digital, National Geographic nearly went out of business because he was no longer phyically discarding photos.<br />
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* For every 10 shots that Ken Rockwell takes, 11 are keepers.<br />
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* Ken Rockwell's digital files consist of 0's, 1's AND 2's.<br />
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* Ken Rockwell never focus, everything moves into his DoF.<br />
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* Ken Rockwell's shots are so perfect, Adobe redesigned photoshop for him: all it consists of is a close button.<br />
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* The term tripod was coined after his silhouette.<br />
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* Ken Rockwell never produces awful work, only work too advanced for the viewer.<br />
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* A certain brand of high-end cameras was named after people noticed the quality was a lot "like a" rockwell.<br />
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* Ken Rockwell isn't the Chuck Norris of photography; Chuck Norris is the Ken Rockwell of martial arts.<br />
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* Ken Rockwell never starts, he continues.</div>