Ynt: Toyotacılar Muhabbet Köşesi
Yola çıkmadan biraz gülün. 37'ye dikkat ;D
1.You can go fast, but I can go anywhere.
2.Sure I'll race you, but I choose the course.
3.I love Terra Firma, the less Firma, the more Terra.
4.You can follow me, but it’s going to hurt.
5.Don’t follow me, you won’t make it.
6.Paint and Panel work by: Rocks and Trees.
7.Stop laughing and give me a hand with the winch.
8.If your tyres don’t rub, fit bigger tyres.
9.I’d rather be scared, than bored, to death.
10.I’d rather be bogged than bored.
11.Cause 4wders know the earth isn’t flat.
12.Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.
13.Take it off-road, or take it back.
14.Do it on all fours.
15.Ban stupid pedestrians, not bullbars.
16.(written upside down) If you can read this, one of us is in trouble.
17.Dents are like scratches with better stories attached.
18.I came, I saw, I locked hubs.
19.Does not play well with small cars.
20.Chicks dig body damage.
21.Caution: Vehicle frequently Sideways.
22.Outta the way, my brakes are wet.
23.Do not take overturning vehicle.
24.Remember, it’s easier to beg forgiveness than ask permission.
25.Team 16 (4x4 = 16).
26.Don’t follow me, I’m lost
27.Four Wheel Drivers do it in the dirt.
28.Have you driven over a Ford lately?
29.I used to Cruise, now I Patrol.
30.4WDing, it’s like eating or breathing, only more important.
31.Never fear, Lock, Stomp, and steer.
32.I hate sports cars, they scratch my diffs.
33."There's Only One Jeep (Thank goodness for that!!)"
34.This jacket is ribbed for extra traction in the mud.
35.I might not be fast, but I can’t be stopped.
36.Suzuki – I can squeeze between the stuff you can’t get over.
37.Losers drive Cruisers
38.Don’t follow the easy path – make one!
39.When all else fails – lock the hubs.
40.Sports Cars - Man-made speed humps
41.Life’s too short to drive a Toyota, Live to the max - Drive a Nissan.
42.Shutup or I'll park on your bonnet
43.RAV4s... best wheelchocks around
44.Suzuki - Half the size, twice the guts
45.The handwinch – Nature’s Gym in a Bag
46.Wanna see my snatch?
47.It's not a dent, it's a rock-kiss
48.River crossings – nature’s carwash
49.Real Men Smoke Mud Tyres
50.I had the Jeep thing, now it hurts when I pee.
51.My truck don’t shine, but it sure can climb
52.I love a dirty hump
53.A snatch strap isn’t kinky, it’s a tool of the trade.
54.Chrome won’t get you home – but Chromoly might help