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Ken Rockwell is the Chuck Norris of photography
* Ken Rockwell's camera has similar settings to ours, except his are:
P[erfect]
Av[Awesome Priority]
Tv[Totally Awesome Priority]
M[ajestic]
* Ken Rockwell doesn't color correct. He adjusts your world to match his.
* Sure, Ken Rockwell deletes a bad photo or two. Other people call these Pulitzers.
* Ken Rockwell doesn't adjust his DOF, he changes space-time.
* Circle of confusion? You might be confused. Ken Rockwell never is.
* Ken Rockwell doesn't wait for the light when he shoots a landscape - the light waits for him.
* Ken Rockwell never flips his camera in portrait position, he flips the earth
* Ken Rockwell ordered an L-lens from Nikon, and got one.
* Ken Rockwell is the only person to have photographed Jesus; unfortunately he ran out of film and had to use a piece of cloth instead.
* When Ken Rockwell brackets a shot, the three versions of the photo win first place in three different categories.
* Before Nikon or Canon releases a camera they go to Ken and they ask him to test them, the best cameras get a Canon sticker and the less good get a Nikon sticker.
* Once Ken tested a camera, he said "I can't even put Nikon on this one". That is how Pentax was born.
* Rockwellian policy isn't doublethink - Ken doesn't even need to think once
* Ken Rockwell doesn't use flash ever since the Nagasaki incident.
* Only Ken Rockwell can take pictures of Ken Rockwell; everyone else would just get their film overexposed by the light of his genius.
* Ken Rockwell wanted something to distract the lesser photographers, and lo, there were ducks.
* Ken Rockwell is the only one who can take self-portraits of you.
* Ken Rockwell's nudes were fully clothed at the time of exposure.
* Ken Rockwell once designed a zoom lens. You know it as the Hubble SpaceTelescope.
* When Ken unpacks his CF card, it already has masterpieces on it.
* Rockwell portraits are so lifelike, they have to pay taxes.
* On Ken Rockwell's desktop, the Trash Icon is really a link to National Geographic Magazine.
* Ken Rockwell spells point-and-shoot "h-a-s-s-e-l-b-l-a-d".
* When Ken Rockwell went digital, National Geographic nearly went out of business because he was no longer phyically discarding photos.
* For every 10 shots that Ken Rockwell takes, 11 are keepers.
* Ken Rockwell's digital files consist of 0's, 1's AND 2's.
* Ken Rockwell never focus, everything moves into his DoF.
* Ken Rockwell's shots are so perfect, Adobe redesigned photoshop for him: all it consists of is a close button.
* The term tripod was coined after his silhouette.
* Ken Rockwell never produces awful work, only work too advanced for the viewer.
* A certain brand of high-end cameras was named after people noticed the quality was a lot "like a" rockwell.
* Ken Rockwell isn't the Chuck Norris of photography; Chuck Norris is the Ken Rockwell of martial arts.
* Ken Rockwell never starts, he continues.